This is the Blovian mother ship which landed on the National Mall some years back and now controls the Earth with brain waves. It calls itself the Hirshhorn Museum of Modern and Contemporary Art but that doesn't fool anyone.
The symbol in front is Blovian calligraphy which translates roughly, "Humans taste best dipped in cheese." Evidently, they came here for the cheese. They can't get it on the home planet. They're especially fond of Cheez Whiz, Jalapeno style.
It was the Blovians who were responsible for all those cattle mutilations the tabloids reported years ago. It was their attempt to master barbecue. They never got the hang of it. They also teleported billions of single socks out of dryers all over the world and sent them back to the home planet. We have no idea why.
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