A couple lunkheads jumped out of the march to unfurl their protest banner against McDonald's, which is mounting a nefarious worldwide conspiracy to deliver Happy Meals to everyone. The crowd went wild, shouting, "FUCK MCDONALDS! FUCK MCDONALDS!" I left there and walked in Mickey D's. Following the boneheads is thirsty work and I just love those fish fillets. A handful of protestors followed me in because in a contest between socialism and Chicken McNuggets, McNuggets rule. Socialism just doesn't have the special sauce.